One day, Abu Al-Abed went into a restaurant and ordered a pizza. the waiter got him the pizza and asked him, "How many pieces do you want me to cut it for you, 6 or 12?" Abu Abed responded, "Make it 6 because I cannot eat 12 pieces."
A boy went to his rich, scrooge father and said, "Dad. I need 4 riyals". The father went pale and said, "WHAT? 3 riyals? I have only 2 riyals now. I'll give you one riyal... but, I forgot it at the bank."
1 )"Have you ever read Shakespeare
2 )"No, who wrote it
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